Spend $100 and make yourself look rich! March 9, 2008

1. give it to me – by paypal if you are net savvy.
2. punch holes in your t-shirt armpits and patch it with the bill
3. 2 holds good for socks too, if you plan to walk shoe-less
4. make pin-hole eye-glasses with the bill
5. ask a retard to smear paint on it, then u have a 100$ worth painting for the restroom door
6. chop the bill and toss it on the salad when friends come over for dinner
7. shove it in half way through in your garden to make a money plant
8. cut it in thin strips and curl them to make money eye lashes for your girlfriend
9. drop it in an un-flushed public toilet and see who falls for the bait (this should  be fun)
10. stick it in your ears and say “hey! i have money coming outta my ears!!!”