Utter Dog Shit!

raw shit with a beatuiful skin. served with alphabets and numerals.

future in molten gold March 13, 2008

Filed under: numbings — Ganesh Rao @ 11:54 am

sparkling skies with a hint of cold mist,
sun light painting rainbows in silvery due drops,
soft wings of colorful butterflies flapping,
and the tiny leaves glowing a neon green.
silent strangers jogging in the bright garden,
running, but not moving. 
orange, peach and golden yellow
the colors of some flowers vary slowly.
constant hustle of short trees,
some are thin, while others are oddly shaped, 
as if they were taken out of an art exhibition.
red birds chirping in harmony, tunes of dreams,
flying close to the ground, orbiting the feeders.
clean white plastic locomotives hovering in the vacuum above,
no noise, but there’s a strange melodic ambience,
distant sounds of clarinets and bass.
floating houses, and cloud-like rooms,
linked buildings, and conjoined living spaces,
form a pretty scene in the far.
crawling babies fill the space below, 
they are happy and playful.
our beautiful women observe from flying bubbles,
young boys ride their bikes on Escher-pathways,
some throw pebbles into the water mass nearby,
to form ripples that follow no laws of physics.
all of their faces show satisfaction and contempt.
they are all safe here. 
my white suit is wearing off, and needs polishing.

 

Spend $100 and make yourself look rich! March 9, 2008

Filed under: Shameless display of insanity, dog shit — Ganesh Rao @ 7:31 am
  1. give it to me – by paypal if you are net savvy.
  2. punch holes in your t-shirt armpits and patch it with the bill
  3. 2 holds good for socks too, if you plan to walk shoe-less
  4. make pin-hole eye-glasses with the bill
  5. ask a retard to smear paint on it, then u have a 100$ worth painting for the restroom door
  6. chop the bill and toss it on the salad when friends come over for dinner
  7. shove it in half way through in your garden to make a money plant
  8. cut it in thin strips and curl them to make money eye lashes for your girlfriend
  9. drop it in an un-flushed public toilet and see who falls for the bait (this should  be fun)
  10. stick it in your ears and say “hey! i have money coming outta my ears!!!”
 

t-rex March 3, 2008

Filed under: reality bites — Ganesh Rao @ 7:01 am

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tasty poop March 3, 2008

Filed under: dog shit — Ganesh Rao @ 7:00 am

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balloons and purple sweets March 2, 2008

Filed under: my story as a mouse, she — Ganesh Rao @ 1:44 am

I’m walking barefoot in the neighborhood park
trying to find someone to play marbles with.
these colored marbles, I’ve had for sometime,
She gave them to me on my birthday last month. 
I dunno how to play with them, but they sure look pretty
and she says that if you look hard, you can see tiny people 
frolicking inside them all the time.

She tells me a lot of things. she showed me how to draw teeth. 
and she brought me a cat. i love to play with him.
He has small whiskers, and if i touch them he starts sneezing, or sometime falls asleep.

most of the time, i like to sit in my room with colors and paper.
I can draw many animals now.
Soon, I will learn to paint, and then i can make paintings of farms, sunrise and old huts.

It’s six already! he’ll probably come and  pick me up now.
I can’t wait to eat purple candy when I get back home. 
buh-bye now.