it’s a great day, its sunny, bright.. not too hot, kinda warm.. kinda cold. But i feel.. a little like this
chase me biaatch! February 25, 2008
for all who don’t wanna read this, watch this it’s got nothing to do with this, but its an impressive alternative to this monotonous rambling. 
now back to my story: well, it’s odd that no matter how hard i try to get back in shape, something always tries to bite me in the back. The last time i went to work out, i went to a million dollar recreation center, and i almost died. literally. (like this) i thought i saw satan in his black suit, seated in his stretch limo with horny girls all around him and a fine bottle of some expensive champagne. anyways. that was the highlight of my attempt one.the second attempt, happened today: after a few hours of constantly reading articles on warm up stretches and jogging tips (well, i read at least four articles, from funny ones to scary ones), i packed my ass off the computer chair and hit the streets. yes, this time i chose the moon-lit misty streets for a small jog. all went extremely well.. umm.. for the first few minutes. i got into my brand new shoes that still smell of the factory they were made, and locked my apartment and set out. the first 100 yards or so were great. i felt the cool wind in my hair, and those 5$ wal-mart shorts felt super. but after a while i heard small footsteps behind me. i simply ignored them for a bit. it kept getting louder, and now i could hear a faint pant mixed with those skipy steps. it was dark and i was not prepared for encounters with aliens today.. i was about to crap my pants. but i was brave. i smartly looked at the shadow the creature behind me cast on the road, and.. holy crap! a dog was chasing me! “what the hell is thaaat!?”, yep! it was a dog. after all these years of calling myself as creative as a dog poop, i was now being chased by the real member of the “utter dogshit” clan. I knew this would happen someday, but not this soon. i had just read this article and it was now happening to me! I could see pictures in my head – myself sitting beside a sadistic doctor impatiently waiting to shoot 5 needles right down my belly in the name of rabies vaccine. crap! satan in part one was way better. but then, there was this one chinese girl to my rescue. “Choco” she yelled. “Choco, no Choco”. That’s when i realized that i had a fine story for my blog. I cut the jog short and head back to my macbook. hmm.. now here i am, lazing on the computer chair with million-calorie-chocolate-cakesters. i’m doomed. RIP.ps: for curious people — that dog looks like this.
doing something February 25, 2008
If you’ve wanted do something but don’t know how, and have never really remembered to ask someone, then check this www.ehow.com they have quite a few good nuts there.like this one: http://www.ehow.com/how_2100942_draw-pumpkin-derwent-inktense-pencils.html interesting.. eh?
Salt – food or not? February 2, 2008
Well? What do you think? Is salt food? Hmm.. I guess it depends on what’s your definition of food. For me, food is something that you can have a plate full in one go, with a bit of water, or some liquid, like alcohol, or maybe milk, vanilla flavored coffee? Maybe. You know. But salt? It doesn’t qualify for the prestigious category of “food”. Yes of course everything we eat has some amount of salt in it, but how many times have you heard anyone say – “well, I’m stuffed with all those plates of salt I had for lunch today” Bah! Never! I’ve never heard anyone say that, well at least till today. You can’t sit there and eat plates full of salt every morning, for breakfast, or night and call it your dinner. You’d probably die with too much salt in your brain and all that electricity it causes due to electrolysis or something. Or as Joe says – “…maybe you’ll pee solid and die with all that pain.” So that’s a clear fact then, that salt isn’t food. I’ll put it under chemicals. Yea. Let’s settle it there. Salt – not food, right?
hmmmm. now that ive written a good amount of good shit here, i'm gonna get rid of the anonymity of this blog. so all you curious freaks, it's me here - Ganesh Rao - Nesh for short.
