safe crap, freedom and dog waffers May 31, 2007

now i’m slowly getting addicted to publishing crap here. n so, like every other paranoid android, i was wondering the worst case scenario of this stupid blog. my non-existant 6th sense tells me this is what’ll happen.

1. people will ban me from exposure to daylight. they’ll find my writings too sentimental, or plain mental. docs will declare that my writings cause brain hemorrhage and internal bleeding of the liver due to excessive puking. this will be initiated by you after your son reads this and ends up in an 87 hour coma.

2. wise readers will quote my content and infringe copyright acts. i, inturn being more wiser will sue them for billions of dollars. then they will have their ugly revenge by chopping my ears off and feeding them to stray dogs. this is not that bad, cos i’ll plant new trendy rainbow-colored ears and make a smashing fashion statement with the billions of dollars i sued them for. ha. ha.

3. cute gals who once wished to date me will block me on orkut, gtalk, msn, meebo, skype, irq, icq..er..yahoo. they’ll secretly foster their feelings for me until they lose hopes and become lesbians. a bad thing for men, and a giant foot-straight-in-the-ass for mankind.

4. my clients will consult their psychiatrist, intending to prove that am invalid and try to get away without paying for my designs, xhtml and css.. er.. what!? i will soon be shifted to an asylum after they win the case in the dumb court of law, and i’ll be treated with morphine and other narcotics… hmmm.. on second thoughts.. sweeeeet!

5. my readers on the planet Doggod will be offended as i m insulting their poop. they will reach planet earth in 2060 and wipe out the human race. dogs will take over earth on july 27, 2672 and earth will be renamed to ‘doggodfckedartrulesmyworld-DS782′.

well, it’s quite probable that the above things will happen. but.. wtf! m gonna keep this shit flowing. n you cant do nething about it. at least as of now. read utter dogshit. the rest of you can chew my middle finger with an appointment on tuesdays and fridays between 8am and 8pm. cheers.